Anyone know where I can buy one of those lickin' machines? No reason.

Basically, Matt doesn't have an idea what a social satire/anti-utopia is.

The point of art is to move people, and that you've written an article about an eight year old movie I would say it's moved you. So, as art, "Idiocracy" succeeded.

Yeah, OK, Matt.

Thank you for writing this article on why undereducated, underachieving individuals should outpace the intelligent, hardworking, educated, wealthy people. I now understand why these rich people should have to subsidize the living of everyone else at their expense, it's only fair. I now understand that I was merely…

Matt Novak is a writer for a poor news source and you should be ashamed for liking him. His over analysis and misunderstanding of satire is lethargic and excessive to the point of adding nothing to the debate.

"Come to think of it, maybe we'll buy it and establish it as Jalopnik's Detroit headquarters. I call dibs!"

Mentioning that it was a little jarring to have older cars mixed with cellphones, one show that I think handled that well was this show right here

Did zoologists complain that Gorilla Glass doesn't contain real gorilla?

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He is actually a decent actor when he wants to be, but you're right, he does have the kind of face/bearing that makes you want to see it hit with something.

Dang, Hotel Rwanda too? I feel Cheadled.

Sound advice for also picking a spouse

Iguanas don't have fingers, silly

Someone was looking it up, but they were driving at the time and...

The only way for wearable tech to look "cool" and "fashionable" is to not see them.

So many fat mid-westerner jokes, so little time...but then, I do LOVE me some Giordano's when I'm in Chi Town.

Looks like they're hewing pretty close to the books. Hopefully this is a good thing.

This seems like an incredibly short-sighted analysis. It completely ignores people who live in rural or suburban areas, and for whom public transportation is impractical or prohibitively expensive. I grew up in Upstate New York and migrated down to Manhattan as a young adult, so I use just about every form of…