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You’ve gotta watch your blinker fluid levels in these situations, too. 

In Soviet Union vodka drinks cat

American-Made Cars are Booming in China

This is how it’s done!

Include a meaningless photo of a hot chick with that headline and it’s clickbait gold!

Does the definition of “mobile” include iPad? ‘Cause it’s a friggin’ listicle on mine.

If you can fart on demand, then you are a better person than me.

Just make the female lead Mother and one of the male leads Jugs. Even spell it Juggs if you want. I think switcheroos like that are still okay. 

🧐🤔🤷

Tony Toni Toné!

Eugene the Jeep in a Jeep is the mashup I never knew I needed until just now.

They’re not practicing proper social distancing. 

After reading this, I’m now convinced that April Fool’s stories and PR stunts this year will be off the hook.

Stratosiq 

Have this startiq. 

I LOL’d at this because I currently drive a ‘15 Equinox that started out with us as my wife’s company car (yes, she’s a drug rep). We bought it for me two years later because we took great care of it and it was the right price ($1.5K off of wholesale).

Buy stock in blinker fluid companies ... sales are gonna skyrocket!

Kinja? BROKEN?!?!?

Is it wrong that I knew where the tail light was from before even clicking into the article?

Something something 9-4x