Probably in shock.

This guy is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen. He knooooows that he’s spewing shit, but by the time he sees what’s happening he’s already 6 feet deep in the hole he dug for himself.

Makes sense to me:

Not what it’s cut out to be. My girlfriend hasn’t touched my bonus in two weeks.

It doesn’t look bad...but it also doesn’t look better than the original.

Something tells me you could probably spare more than two cents.

And to think our American police interceptors are Tauruses? We never get the fun stuff...

What exactly would have been the Mustang’s role if it were chosen?

For reference:

Had Mazda made the new Miata with the same KODO deisgn language, I would bet it would look better than this Fiat. However, because I think the new Miata looks like...an angry catfish, I have to say that I like the Euro-retro styling of the Fiat more. I know I’ll be banned from Jalopnik for this opinion, but I’ve never…

Also, how does a guy get un-grayed around here? I’m new here!

This! I just don’t get how it could get cooler than the 50s. The 50s began the American obsession with the automobile, full stop. You can see it everywhere during the decade - drive-in theaters, the music, cross-country road trips, drive-in restaurants...they all centered around the car. Cars were symbols of success…

I will build a great limousine, and nobody builds limousines better than me, believe me. And I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great limousine and Mexico will pay for it......wait, what?