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Whenever someone starts to talk about how their kids are, I relate it to when I was a kid and then ask them what it was like when they were little.

I’m probably somewhat different from your friend - I love when friends of mine talk about their kids and if I like the partner, then I like them talking about the partner too. But what I think is terrible is that us singles are never given the space to talk about that struggle too. It’s always shut down with stuff…

That shit cracks me up. And they call them chocolate diamonds, like they’ll pull an Emperor’s New Clothes and just fool everyone.

I bought my own diamond ring and it had nothing to do with love and everything to do with my own vanity. My husband hates that I bought it myself but he wasn’t stepping up and I waaaanted one. So there.

I hate myself for siding with Morning Joe, but I have no idea how that was “sexist.”

It does. I believe there have been more racist outbursts in the aftermath of Trump winning. I saw one myself. But this note? It’s a weird combination of motor skills, prose, and concepts, that don’t seem like they fit any one age of child. If it’s real, it seems like it wouldn’t be hard to figure out which child…

Look, this “white” people stuff is what caused the problem. Urban WASPS are not the same as Appalachians or Cajuns or any of the other myriad ethnic groups that make up “white” America, and its a pretty new thing to pretend they are. Usually because WASPS feel guilty and want other ethnic groups to pay for their…

his dangerous “gender identity” directives

Aren’t we sort of in fool me dozens of times now territory, with respect to white people voting the way they do?

Yeah that’s a frightening turn in rhetoric. Alienating ourselves from everyone else further won’t help.

What do you mean “do your part?” You didn’t show up. Those numbers are real and they don’t lie. You. DID NOT. SHOW UP.

The former is what led to this situation, I think.

Well, you have two options. You can bitch about white people and shame them or you can work to get more of everybody on your side. The former is tempting, I understand. I feel it too. But nothing productive will come of that route.

I’m tired of the narrative that its all white people’s fault. White people voted as FUCKING EXPECTED. Trump didn’t drastically improve white voter turnout over Romney. The only thing that changed was black and latino turnout, and a surprising amount of black and latino’s not showing up to vote and a surprising amount…

Husband counts - I legit lol’d at your comment ha ha

OMG this happened to me, too. i didn’t stage a robbery but i told my mom someone must have broken in (she noticed the screen bent all out of shape and her flowers completely destroyed).

It might be that it’s 5am and I’m awake for no good reason, but you just had me in tears. Oh my lord. This is a great story.

I am tearing up from laughing so hard. This is the most epic lie for and 8 year old I’ve ever heard of.

Better call Saul!