“She also said that Ted Cruz “looks like there’s something wrong with his face, like a Property Brother.””

It in no way surprises me that Emily Maynard actually had over night dates but pretended she didn’t. That woman is so full of shit and is a total hypocrite.

That sounds terrible!! I hope that your husband treats you better than your ex did. It sounds like you are on a good path and really wish that you lead the happiest life now. We all make mistakes, especially with interpersonal relationships. BIG hug.

I hate even my exes’ exes so of course I really, really REALLY hate Mimister’s exes, like with an evil passion. I realise it’s not nice or useful and that it says a lot about me being kind of a childish bitch but so it is.

Someone once explained to me that romantic relationships are about having primary intimacy with another person. At the beginning of relationships, it’s natural to feel insecure or threatened because regardless of the fact that they’re an ex, they still hold a higher level of intimacy with your partner than you do.…

My husband only had one serious girlfriend previous to me..so nothing that I can think of (I don’t know much about her).

I just started dating someone (my first relationship), and recently found out that he was engaged back when he was in college (7ish years ago). Is it weird that I want to know ALL about it? I’m legitimately not jealous, but given that I’m new to this relationship stuff, I’m suuuuuuper interested in his experience and…

“Abraham Lincoln’s Personal Magnetism Believed to Be the Cause of Bullets Entering His Body.”

This is probably right. Mentally ill people can be fiendishly ingenious in finding means of suicide. The question then moves to what did the jailers know, and when. Negligence might be the best the local cops can hope for.

And supplying her with a plastic bag of which most come with warnings against asphyxiation.

It’s possible that they didn’t know her mental health history, I guess?

And from a moral viewpoint, they were responsible for everything that happened to her once they forced her out of her car.

Hell, I’ve got at least one organ biopsy I signed donation papers for— if any of them were at all interesting, any extra tissue is off being studied somehwere. Medical research will take literally anything of potential value to research. Even benign or normal tissue is useful, if somebody somewhere is willing to pay…

I think it important to note that you left out the Freemasons /Harry’s Balls/ Arc Du Triophme Illuminati angle. I’m beginning to wonder if you did this on purpose...

You missed a critical point; in the first two photos, Kate is wearing denim jeans. The etymology of the word denim is “serge de Nimes”, a fabric originally woven in Nimes, France. Coincidence? I think not.

Easy solution - do not put pebbles in your vag.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

I imagined this in my mother’s voice and it made me laugh so hard I woke the baby. +1

I have that conversation with my man every other month. Except change $400 to $800. And add a ca payment.