Denver sounds like the right climate for you (it can get below zero but it’s usually so sunny it still feels warmer than 32 in a humid place). But our real estate market is crazy right now.

Does a husband count as a non-useless animal or should I let my cats have his spot while I read these?

He was amazing in Black Mirror

I don’t know what that is so yes

I’m glad I’m not the only apparent sociopath

Are you my sister?

Shoot man, next you’re going to tell me the purple teletubby was gay and they canned Steve from Blue’s Clues cause he was going bald

You must not know any grandmas!

Wait what are they called?? Lladros are like Hummels, expensive porcelain shit your baby boomer parents think you’ll want when they die but you will give to Goodwill

More importantly, who calls the police over stolen lladros? :)

I was a latchkey kid. One day when I was about 8 I lost my house key and couldn’t get in, so I tried opening a window. But, because all the windows had screens, the only way I could get traction on the windows to see if they’d open was to cut open the screen. I tried almost all the windows before I found one that…

I, like so many of you, have PCOS. To find it, they do an ultrasound of your ovaries looking for cysts. The doctor in the room kept telling me that if I had PCOS, I would have lots of “pearls” in my ovaries. As the wand highlighted the cysts, she said, “there, look, a pearl necklace.” She did not understand why I…

There was a whole segment on it on 60 Minutes. To be fair, though, most Oscars bound films end up kind of under the radar, regardless of the race of the characters.

I can’t wait to see how Law & Order SVU turns this into an episode

On a camping trip my dog found some edibles another group had left at the campsite. She had all the “symptoms” of a high person, but worse- extremely paranoid, throwing up, lasted triple the time a human would be high. The emergency vet dressed us down, thinking we’d given it to her, telling us about how many pets…

Dean was emotionally abusive to Rory. He has the same markers of my college ex, though mine eventually became physical too. I get the we’re playing like he was just immature, but it’s hard to watch.

In a show like Outlander where they are going for historical accuracy, I get it. Obviously all the Scottish people are going to be white. But in other genres like fantasy, romcom, etc, there’s no excuse.

Target now pays you $5 to get your flu shot there. The only problem is that CVS owns Target pharmacy

Denver’s got a park, Cheeseman, that was an old cemetery. Kind of surprising they could cycle through that (cemetery then no cemetery) in less than 150 years.

Funny they're naming the show a similar name to Everlasting...