This reminds me, my husband didn’t know what Flowers in the Attic was about and chose to watch it last weekend when I was out of town. He reported back that he hasn’t been this emotionally disturbed since Blue Lagoon.

Burmese baby temple goats free grazing next to UNESCO sites. These guys ain’t satanists, they’re Buddhist.

MAC’s makeup is stellar and their skin products consistently get high ratings on beautypedia for their quality. I'm always afraid to go in their store because the women working there have scary amounts of makeup on, but I will now to support them.

I mean sometimes I would rather not encounter difficult things (eg stray dogs in foreign countries) but that's reality and when you live in the real world, you don't dictate when other free beings will encounter you.

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.

There was a vasectomy performer in Texas called Dr Chop

“I will beat you with this radio or my iconic hat!”

Yeah I was at Mesa Verde last summer and after the guide explained we shouldn't lean against the sandstone, some dude did it anyways. I yelled at him, which based on his reaction, was the first time a woman had ever done so in his life. My friend is a descendant of those people, so it was just so maddening to see…

It's so different in developing countries, where you have a lack of good disposal options so most people burn or dump trash wherever they please.

To be fair, they're also doing it at home in their leisure time too

Especially rubies!

Canada is also in America, so the ad was truthful...

It's got to mean Trump thinks he'll make it to the general election (Independent or Republican) and so he's trying to appeal to a wider group of people. Trump probably doesn't believe a single thing he's said during his campaign, he just says what people want to hear.

Scalia died almost 10 years to the day after Dick Cheney shot a guy on a hunting trip in Texas. He was definitely murdered to get Jeb! in the White House

I saw her in Aspen over Labor Day and she looks terrible in person now. She was gorgeous back in the 90's but heavy makeup every day... Takes a toll

I think the worst part is his beloved mom died getting plastic surgery but he keeps subjecting his wife to more and more surgeries.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

My sister is big on the social scene (read: lives in Highland Park, excessive plastic surgery, very wealthy husband, etc). Trying to get dirt on these ladies since she knows them all well. Will update if I get anything. (Also terrified she may end up on the show, she was on the test pilot)

I got E. coli and that was v effective at shaving off a few loose pounds.

It'll be over soon. Let loose on the actual day and drink way too much. Then enjoy the banality of married life