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He would be good at miniseries a la BBC.

He may be anti-abortion but that hasn’t stopped him from paying for a baker’s dozen!

Yeah India has enough foreign policy issues with China (eg geographic proximity, housing the Dalai Lama, housing Tibetan refugees) to deal with Saudi Arabia.

Methinks Bobby (and I say this lovingly because Bobby is generally great despite his near blanket refusal to tell me what the tabloids say about Duggars and the Bachelor) is looking to be upset about something.

Thank you for this! My husband has a scar on his leg from cancer that looks like an acl surgery gone bad. I even had a medical professional friend ask him who screwed up the surgery. People think they are entitled to ask about it since it looks benign and huge and ugly and the mood always changes when he responds

And mass incarceration for a chronic condition like mental illness only works when it's sustained, but they're also too cheap to leave them in a state hospital for any meaningful length of time.

I've discovered the Internet cannot replace the magic of Joy of Cooking and this week made 1. Roast eggplant 2. Cabbage soup (yuck) 3. Miso salmon 4. Banana cream pie 5. Dill wheat bread 6. Bran muffins 7. Granola - all excellent and from the book!

I grew up with the guy playing Chad so I'm watching the show to show solidarity but I just can't enjoy it. I feel like the director or the writing is off- the actors are talented, but the show would be better if everyone was wittier. Maybe Gilmore Girls-esque?

I guess it’s safer than that cow hugging machine Temple Grandin invented.

Next can we talk about how non-nutritious acai bowls are? Every time I see them on my Instagram feed, all I can think is “holy sugar!”

I'm really fond of Tretorn sneakers and Sabah flats as stylish all purpose shoes- except for Iceland brrrr!

When I was a child growing up in Texas, I brought in an actual syringe to school for show and tell, and the school nurse happily removed the dangerous part and let me be. The difference is that I’m white and this was 20 years ago so it disgusts me to hear people veil their racism in stupid rationalizations.

Does anyone know the names of the two smart Republicans that voted against this? They should be celebrated.

I’ve got a friend in her thirties who makes probably $110k/year and still asks us to wait to cash $50 checks from her til her next paycheck because her bank account is empty. We had to recently teach her what a 401k is. She spends money on extravagant dinners out multiple times per week. Once she told us she plans to

If anyone in Denver needs a gynecologist with good bedside manner who you will genuinely enjoy seeing, I’d like to recommend nurse midwife Cynthia Mueller. We’ve renamed chest hair chesticles and hairy nipples hairiolas. She even made being diagnosed with PCOS fun. Highly recommed

In high school my class had to reimagine that story in a different context and made Iago a madam of a whore house. It worked well!

My husband (then boyfriend) did that at a friend’s memorial. He was doing a photo a day challenge but still- I cringe every time I think of it

I saw Gwen Stefani this weekend at a ranch near Aspen (T Bar Lazy 7) and she was horseback riding with her mom and son- no Blake Shelton, I feel cheated!!

I accepted entry to my former law school about two weeks before school started, so I had to very quickly pack and move all of my things from Texas to Colorado. That summer, I’d been dating three different guys, still unsure which one I liked most. One of them, with whom I was the most serious after dating for 3

I wonder if their PO even has terms on it or if on the order form she just wrote in “net 30” because it sounds like a standard thing to say