Well yes she gets a budget, but she also gets a year end bonus based on how the family does that year. One thing that was factored into last year’s bonus was how well her children (toddler age) slept and how often (never) the husband had to get up with them.

Nope! That sister’s only claim to fame is she was on a failed pilot for a Real Housewives franchise

I’ve got two sisters who are SAHMs of wealthy executives in high end neighborhoods of their respective cities and they receive wife bonuses and monthly “paychecks” so I can confirm this is a national trend. In fact one informed me last week that she asked the owners of a home she looked at purchasing ($2mm) to include…

What’s interesting about the fashion industry is just how powerful it is, but also that it’s so unregulated and understudied in legal and economic terms because it’s considered “feminine” and “unscholarly.” The fashion industry has the power to change the laws of governments, to influence international politics, and…

I honestly can’t keep up with denim trends, it seems like every month something different is trendy now, trying to pull us away from skinny jeans. Sorry, but skinnies (and relaxed skinnies) are the only ones that are actually flattering because they conform to an actual, natural body shape.

I think leeks are like cilantro; either you hate em or you love em

And that's basically what a leek tastes like 🌱🌱🌱

Before my wedding I read French Women Don’t Get Fat. On the whole, many of the suggestions in the book are good, but she recommends a weekend leek cleanse. So I made up the leeks and leak soup and convinced my husband to do it with me. I made it about 4 hours and ordered Jimmy John’s for lunch, and forgot to tell him…

Being of the millenial generation, my worst sexting situation was when I was 9 and some months into our family subscription of AOL, when someone in the teen chat room I was in asked me what I was wearing and I responded “a scrunchie.” It was almost a decade before I fully understood what he/she was asking.

Being of the millenial generation, my worst sexting situation was when I was 9 and some months into our family subscription of AOL, when someone in the teen chat room I was in asked me what I was wearing and I responded “a scrunchie.” It was almost a decade before I fully understood what he/she was asking.

If anyone in your family has had anything questionable removed, you should go once a year. A skin check from a dermatologist is covered by most insurances.

I had none and no one’s feelings were hurt. And people still offered to help when I needed it- if you've got at least two good friends who you can trust, you don't need to make them wear a $400 navy LP dress to get help.

Right? I'm considering leaving the swing state in which I currently reside and moving to Texas.

#mylifeisbetterthanyourvacation is the scourge of hashtags

Mildly OT but when instagramming while traveling or at home, do not turn your photo map on. If you have it on, people can determine based on where the majority of your pictures are uploaded (ie home and hotel) the exact address of your location.

I'll add Denmark to the list. Danish flags are used on birthday cakes, at any celebration really. But Denmark has purportedly one of the oldest continually used flags, so at least there's that.

I ordered guacamole in SD and it was light green! I immediately sent it back because ew and my boss said “well why did you order guac all the way up here?”

I had two dresses and two fiascos:

Denver is good but you'll miss the multiculturalism in Texas. Some crazies on the eastern plains and the Springs, and the lakes are smaller but you'll fit in nicely with us other Texas expats!

If this means they'll stop showing that horrible pancake video, then I'm ok with it