Manic Pixie Dream Cup

From now on all my sex acts end me yelling Rumspringa.

"I hate both of them!"

I'm a mom and I love my kids very, very much.

This is the only good monkey. And I still wouldn't try to take a selfie with it, because I'm not fucking stupid.

Um, am i the only one who saw the headline, watched the trailer without reading the article, and then was really confused bc she was expecting an "Annie" parody?

Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.

The keyword here being "allure" of freedom.

The run-on seemed hard to read at first, but then I realized it was from someone writing from the heart with no self-editor to hold them back. I kept rereading it but it had that rough beauty that's heartbreaking. It's like the ending of James Joyce's 'Ulysses' filtered through a FB status update.

Have the cops interviewed these guys yet? Might be a good place to start.

Seriously? As a light skinned POC myself (almost white passing) we really should acknowledge the privilege we have and the effect colourism has on darker skinned POC. I'm Indian myself and I don't know exactly how it is in the Black community but in Desi culture darker skinned women are put down and their social…