When politicians talk about the economy, they talk about the stock market and corporate profits.

Hello fellow doge

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

Oh my god can I please smooth those ears and give her kisses? That is the cutest picture. I love animals. We just got a new kitten, he sucked my little in and then she sucked me in with the I’ll take care of him. I said yes knowing full well she’s not taking care of him as I’m already taking care of the cat she got…

OMG a hound named lady bird just like king of the hill ❤️

Someone please put Twitter into the trash can where it belongs before we’re all nuked.

I personally don’t understand why people would live in a monotonous climate like California. How can you tell the passing of time without seasons? I’ve lived in such areas and nicey-nice weather all-the-fucking-time dulls my brain. It’s like perpetually being on mild sedatives.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

The power outage that was caused by Suzanne Sugarbaker’s stupendous baton-tossing routine!

It’s none of your business.

I cried when I learned both Jupiter and Kona have passed on (be sure to watch parts 2 and 3 for the Kona sighting <3).

I’m still in grad school and even I won’t fly Spirit anymore.

Same with me and McDonalds hotcakes. They were a breakfast treat for behaving AND 12hour fasting while getting blood drawn (diabetic) every four months.

My opinion is if all of these people really wanted to see you on their timeline and so quickly after you eloped, they should have financed it.

Well, that’s a bullshit rule.

It started off with Indian Brown, but then he applied a whitewash.

No that’s her real name .She is the daughter of Albert ‘Cubby’ Broccolli .

Also Lin-Manuel Miranda and his wife Vanessa are having their second baby! http://edition.cnn.com/2017/12/04/entertainment/lin-manuel-vanessa-nadal-pregnant/index.html

I promised and now I will deliver.

Metadata, which the is a Supreme Court case about now. They can use the metadata of this tweet, his phone’s location, and his location (secret service info) to determine if it was he who did it. If they claim someone else did it, metadata can prove or disprove that too. That is why the Carpenter v. United States case…