At this point, it might be best for Trump to ask the Trump University Marching Band to play.

Springsteen isn’t just a “80's rock star.” That’s like calling The Beatles “some boy band.”

Yiannopoulos’ Facebook post includes allegations, not previously reported or since verified (in fact, university police have flat-out denied his claims), that protesters threw the aforementioned barricades at police, and attacked people attending the event with “bags of feces” and sprays of urine.

I have a suspicion that during his inaugural speech Trump is going to transform into a giant demon and try to eat everyone as the hellmouth opens..

My lifelong love of Charlotte Church is reconfirmed... hahaha

Let’s all pause to appreciate how fucked up it is that agreeing to perform for the President is a lapse in judgement. It’s so insane that this is normal now.

I live in a state full of Trumptwats, a lot of whom like country music. Toby Keith is not the big deal he used to be. They all like those baseball cap wearing hipster country dudes now.

J Fred Muggs was a less insufferable co-host than Matt Lauer.

Can I share my fantasy?

Money, yes. But if you watch interviews with him that are, say, more then 15-20 years old, his vocabulary has completely changed. There is a marked difference in vocabulary and quality of speech, very similar to those seen in people with alzheimer’s.

UK: Brexit.

The celebrities who are turning him down are not even doing it politely. Charlotte Church’s tweet: 

Word. All the Dairy Queen’s I’ve seen are run down as fuck.

I’d just like to point out that the name of the woman involved was “Deianeira” - Deianeira was the name of an Amazon, and it meant “Man Destroyer”.

I’m taking solace in the knowledge that someone still hasn’t to physically accept the order and press the button, and every time someone’s had to make a judgement call at the button they’ve refused to end the world in fire. Trump will likely order a nuke; we can only hope his order will be interpreted as illegal and…

I pray that whatever officer receives an order to launch a nuke on Trump’s order decides, “Today’s a good day to earn myself a court martial.”

Waffle House has the best Haberdash. Smothered and covered is generally the best way.

Here were your options for marching: