She is 15. This is gross. 

Honestly, this is what’s baffling about Miley to me. I grew up in a small conservative town in Mississippi, and what you’re describing all rings true to me. Like, all of this is fairly common behavior in places like that. So why does Miley’s experiences and expectations line up with that when she wasn’t really raised…

I wonder how they enforce their dress code for girls (that I’m sure exists)... Isn’t wearing shorts in the summer a PERSONAL CHOICE?!

I started doing pole dancing back in early March, and my studio closed after I only managed two classes. During quarantine, I threw myself into flexibility and conditioning online classes (yay coping mechanisms!), and 5 months later, after spending hours and hours a week in flex classes, I still can’t get a full split…

I have no idea. My mom believes it is for hygienic reasons, which seems dubious. My husband’s family consider it medically unnecessary so they don’t.

Most men I’ve been sexual with have been, and my mom made a big ruckus about it when my nephew was born because my sister didn’t want to pay to have it done. My mom paid for it instead.

This is exactly what I do, and I too am often full of regrets.

They’ve since had two more kids, so probably not.

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OMG I haven’t had a chance to update everyone on stuff! I got a job in the state library! We are moving to Tacoma so my husband can still work in Seattle. :D

My husband and I really liked him. We are really sad today.

HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE PEE POLITICIAN TO ME TOO!

AND The episode when Samantha tries to fuck the massage guy cause she’s heard that he goes down on women.

I have the funniest story about the uncircumcised episode. When I was single and living my best life, I had lots of one night stands, and I watched a lot of Sex and the City. I very distinctly remember that episode because I had never actually seen an uncircumcised dick. A few days after seeing that episode, I had a…

Your soul and my soul should throw a party that consists of Outlander bingeing. You bring the cheese puffs, I’ll bring the booze.

He always seemed emotionally manipulative to me! I’m far from Team Carrie, but he always seemed to want her to be someone she wasn’t.

I read them and Sex and the City! :D

She played in Mercy Street. Her Southern accent wasn’t really...convincing, but I love her anyway.

Didn’t his first wife accuse him of domestic violence though?

Big is the sugar daddy that I would hope isn’t into commitment.