I'll be in my bunk...

I'd love to see a show about a nearish future, once the U.S. has completed its backslide into third-world squalor, where various humanitarian groups start subjecting us to the same sorts of aid projects typically sent to developing countries. We'd have Doctors Without Borders flown in to address the millions without…

Oh god, my too. I blush and giggle when he does the "in my pants" thing, because apparently I haven't progressed past 8th grade.

I got to where I just hated Kate on Lost, but I think Evangeline looks good as a en elf.

Con X 1,000,000: The noise a Zonkey makes is a horrible, horrible noise.

I dunno - do you think the horizontal ones make his legs look heavier?

I was obsessed with the way she runs when she escapes from the mental institution in the beginning. Running doesn't even describe it, there was such a power and bounce to her step.

I know this isn't a meerkat post, but I just stumbled upon this cuteness and feel obligated to share.

It was for the best that Meerkat Manor ended. That show was fucking traumatizing.

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

I went to Subway and my drink was in one of the Hunger Games cups. I was not an instant winner, but I did manage to kill six kids, so not bad.

"He was defending senior citizens from a bear and the bear ate it.

What a waste. They should build a floating data center and sell it to a corporation registered in a country not tied to the US, but that Google owns controlling interest in (but is NOT a subsidiary). As a non-US based company, it is not legally subject to US 'information requests'.

Warning... DO NOT try to combine the two massage techniques.

No croissants and bear claws for you.

Fuck the haters. I love my Crocs and was seriously disappointed that Boo is promoting the little charm thingies and NOT a line of doggie Crocs. Because I kinda want a pair for my dog.
Also, to all the people who are going to start jumping down my throat for loving Crocs, I DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK, they're simply the…

Yes.

I'd love for it to be set in pre Christian Europe, specifically Ireland. I've always been fascinated by the druidic way of life that gets white washed over by the arrival of the all saving Christianity. I would love to see the proper pagan lifestyle of nature directly linked to religion (interspersed with magic…

Yay! Cajun isn't on that list, so I'm cool? The premarital business...well, I'll just have to get that restorative hymen surgery.