I'll be in my bunk...

Oh god, my too. I blush and giggle when he does the "in my pants" thing, because apparently I haven't progressed past 8th grade.

Con X 1,000,000: The noise a Zonkey makes is a horrible, horrible noise.

I dunno - do you think the horizontal ones make his legs look heavier?

I was obsessed with the way she runs when she escapes from the mental institution in the beginning. Running doesn't even describe it, there was such a power and bounce to her step.

I know this isn't a meerkat post, but I just stumbled upon this cuteness and feel obligated to share.

It was for the best that Meerkat Manor ended. That show was fucking traumatizing.

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

I went to Subway and my drink was in one of the Hunger Games cups. I was not an instant winner, but I did manage to kill six kids, so not bad.

"He was defending senior citizens from a bear and the bear ate it.

Warning... DO NOT try to combine the two massage techniques.

No croissants and bear claws for you.

Fuck the haters. I love my Crocs and was seriously disappointed that Boo is promoting the little charm thingies and NOT a line of doggie Crocs. Because I kinda want a pair for my dog.
Also, to all the people who are going to start jumping down my throat for loving Crocs, I DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK, they're simply the…

Yes.

Yes I wore a slinky red thing
Does that mean I should spread
For you, your friends your father, Mr. Ed

All you have to do is pee into a fountain the same time as a golden retriever, and the same time that lightning strikes it. Right? That's how he happened, right?

I can't even listen to the whole thing. It's just too bad.

It pretty much is. There's a little creek with glow worms under the bank overhangs and trout and eel in it and everything. If you're ever in New Zealand and looking for a place to stay in the bush, they have a B&B cottage too.

Yay! Cajun isn't on that list, so I'm cool? The premarital business...well, I'll just have to get that restorative hymen surgery.