Creepy! Uhhh, that equally pisses me off and makes my stomach hurt.

Then what happened?

The words you choose, are divine. In both order and flow.

I thought that embalming was a bi product of the American Civil War.

I just spit out all the fluids I have ever had in my life in a shooting, jet-like manner after reading Ms. Mellys' statement. I am very dehydrated and must go drink the well dry. Delusional...maybe, just a tad.

The South African poet character he uses to seduce E.S....damn...I still think Val is smokin' hot. Would climb him like a tree...

Those boots! Beverly D'angelos' original face! Oh the 80's...

Yes! I ended the world created, the humour and female non traditional roles, good fun...just go reread. Did you read the lastest one? Thoughts?

Nothing wrong with it? Seriously? Oh honey...

I'm sure you could buy yourself a set like that...

I thought she did good job. Had that wistful quality...

What about Tricky Woo?

Translation, "I am just drunk enough to wanna fight all the racially inferiors black people at this Kenny Chesney concert. My racism and overly macho cowardice is finally free via some cold beers and shots of Jack Daniels! my freak flag! I'm letting it fly! I'm a NFL player!" Next morning, cradles…

Where are the Dudes?

Cuteness overload! I would snuggle the everlasting Squee outta them!

Right on, thank you!

Yup...I just use this thing called soap, or the occasional baby powder..

Hydrogen Peroxide, forever and ever...if on a bed/sofa, spray well, lay towel with a few heavy books. Let sit couple hrs, repeat switching to a fresh towel. I once removed a Cat birthing stained site from a very expensive bed...it works. Trust me.

What about sunscreen stains? Weird, rusty, I only used the baby stuff in the pink bottle. I actually freaked out and gave sunscreen up. Which s difficult, because I am a rancher...hats, long sleeves, shade.

This...thanks. Best thing I seen all day.