You sound like a thoughtful, smart and organized person. I am very happy to think of your child with such a cool mom. I bet you will raise a well adjusted kid. Kuddos to you. Can you talk to the Colonel about parenting? Ok that was a crap thing to say, but she is annoying the **** out of me with her awful and…

Yes to the Captain. I weep for the future of these children if they are let to act out in public place to the degree that you would use the phrase "murder them ourselves". I would be the one to ask you to rein them in, politely of course. If you came at me "like a spider monkey" you would be in jail, and your…

That was wonderful, thank you for sharing!

I am rereading it right now. I really like it, obviously. Has anyone read the second one yet.

Sigh, that was the last movie Val had his slim figure, in a sarong even. Don't get me wrong, Val is still a handsome fella and a damn good actor, but holy hell that movie was a mess. Coulda been great...

Yup, that makes you a supreme dick. Thank you for sharing what has nothing to do with the topic at head. You are topic adjacent and in Very poor taste.

No, this is unacceptable. There are so many horses suffering from lack of homes and affordability. Every year the drought ups the cost of feed and the basic availability of hay. This ruling is geared at the worst denominator for animal husbandry. Rich people clone, the olympics makes it more acceptable, and who…

Please don't forget boudin and cracklin', it is what keeps us sane. That and air conditioning.

Here go, hell come...rage boiling. Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh.

mmmnn hhmmmnnn.

Thank you!! (Goes to add Ted on the FB)

What did Truffle Oil do to be so hated? What other terribly expensive food I will never buy has fallen out of favor? I will go to the nearest speciality store and point whilst hissing immediately.

I just noticed that truffle oil has become a serious faux pas, when did this happen? Did Truffle oil get busted in an underage prostitution sting or something? I must know.

Hay sundevipeg, you rock!

This is one of the best pieces I have ever read on the Gawker Empire of Words. I too am a Chopped addict and I pray the day comes with you- gentle writer- opening that basket. You should be a shoe in with this hilarity and earnestness. Please keep us posted, and is the contest still open to submissions?

I can totally understand that, I don't think he was the best cast at all. He just surprised me that he wasn't awful, but I did think he looked hot. I never found TC attractive. From what I understand Lestat was based look wise on Stan Rice, the beloved poet/husband of Ms Ann. She later said she wanted Rutger Hauer…

The best he ever looked, to me at least. He was such a surprise as Lestat, a good one. Brad Pitt however was just so wrong as Louis. We used to see him mope around the French Quarter during the filming, we pointed and laughed at the goth bar when he was dry humping a Challmation on the dance floor. But I digress.

You are so awesome for adopting an older dog! Thank you and bien merci. I hope you two have many years of immune boosting love together! Good on you.

Here are some tips from Hurricane Central. If you can, keep a couple of half gallon or gallon of frozen water in Freezer, I use very well cleaned out plastic milk jugs. In case of power outage, put one in fridge, leave one in freezer. Should give you another day or so of chilliness. Have a full sprayer of water…

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