He can rhyme! All that book learnin' paid off.

Inspired!

Really, really, really rich ones.

I am still crying, what a great clip. I wish it was a bit longer to see if the newscaster responded. My Gawd the size of that thing!

I had no idea that faking a service animal was a thing. I looked into the training to have one of mine certified as a therapy dogs because of his sunny and joyful disposition. I could not afford to take the time off of work, due to the extensive process necessary. Please tell your friend to stop it from all of us. …

Perhaps y'all balance each other out.

I am horrified by your description of the trailer. Please, fear the spotlight! How I long for the day when the P word is not longer on our lips. In any of its various incarnations.

Seeing this child gives me hope for the future.

Hahahahahahahahahah, (I will never use that 3 lettered things) Best laugh I have had all dang day! Evian!

Absolutely," please furry ones, this is how to use the door, I am sure you will respect my home and property"...does not end well.

Oh man, so cute. The noises! Little chirps and grunts. Soon they will invade the house whenever they want, curling up in the insulation, chewing on the wires and leaving a trail of feces and urine that will rot away the drywall. Never feed raccoons. They Do Not like to be cut off!

Of course, that is true, but specifically, this was in the context of the ring.

Yeah, you got me. Lovely and elegant is that ring.

You will be shocked how little currency you will get for the ring. Painfully, disgustingly, regretfully shocked.

I really like this. Somewhere to build a life, to grow and plant. An investment that will actually appreciate. No blood, slavery or gangsters involved.

you are a great friend and even better giggle maker.

Thank you from the bottom and top of my Vagina

Chest hair for the win!

Excellent choices. I approve.

oh yeah, I don't know how to add pictures, if anyone has time in the future, could you please explain how? I wish you many doggy kisses.