Did that sound logical in your head when you typed this?

A happy white family posting cheesy, cheerful videos on YouTube? Where's the Albert Burneko article shitting on them mixed in with another crap recipe for Christmas ham?

Honey, I'm not a republican. You're lashing out for the sake of posturing. I'm just saying you can't make a neat and tidy generalization of either party being the true good guy/bad guy.

You're not coming off as humane at all with your rant. Way to paint a generalization of two political parties with a large brush.

He could?

deadspin has to click bait for more of an audience. It's how they make ad money.

Wait, who's the serious one in this convo?

Well I hope you can offer a job to a lot of the writers in the Gawker network if your requirements for success include clever and/or funny.

Thanks, but with all these compliments I'm afraid my ego will expand to the point I become an arrogant and terrible blog contributor with recipes and lakers jokes lifted from a Google search.

Sweetheart, the only human with unwarranted anger was the blog author. You know, the curmudgeon who went out of his way to bring attention to the very thing he so despises.

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This Recipe Will Change Your Life...and if you disagree with any of my methods I will overreact and shit on you in the comments because my chicken breast is perfection.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

I was going along with your article until the huge jumping to conclusion about the gas station robbery. That's seriously under handed and gotcha journalism.

So much righteous indignation from a Texan and the pious Northerners, because those regions are free of any and all horrifying treatment towards ethnic groups.

Every cooking article by Albert Burneko is pretty horrifying and involves animals.

My God...you're a Music City Miracle.

Futurama's Hypnotoad as a kid?

stick to Jezebel for smear campaigns.

Albert Burneko??