And how're you not an asshole yourself with these condescending articles? You manage to talk down to people with recipe articles, it's amusing.

Still less sugar, lower in calories, fat and no corn syrup compared to Gatorade. Tastes great chilled and mixed with veggie/fruit juices.

Kind of new to deadspin. Anyone have a brief synopsis on why Sean Newell is unfunny?

is this really a reply?

Good God Almighty. You just broke the internet in half.

Thank you for starting off Saturday with a helpful grilling post. Also, for not being Albert Burneko.

Doubt he puts that much effort into anything he writes up.

Philadelphia insulted my mother and kicked my dog.

You scruffy nerf herder. You win all the midi-chlorians.

I love you.

Irresponsible journalism at its finest again. Jameis Winston wasn't charged and it's extremely unfair of you to nonchalantly word your references to that case as if he were ruled guilty. Comparing the horrifying crime at Steubenville to a wrongfully accused high profile athlete just because he's a high profile athlete…