Making your way in the world today...

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

It’s just 150 of my other kinja accounts

Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

This is exactly how you end up living with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel Air.

Somewhere between the ages of 11 and 15 I presume.

Man, even Krillin can use Solar Flare without getting tired.

No good reason, that’s why.

Everything.

Because DC wants money. Or also known as ‘Because Comic Books.”

WELCOME TO EARTH, BITCH!!!

No, and you stop thinking about that right now!

Must go faster.

You know, Man of Steel has a moment during the last fight, where Zod grabs an oil tank truck and hurls it at Supes, who hovers over it, and the truck slams into the building in the back, exploding into a furious fireball of destruction.

Goddamnit! When will this bullshit stop?? I’m so fuckin tired of this!!

This would be like Tiger Woods urging you not to cheat on your wife.

Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.

when you read a comic book why are you looking in the background? focus on the foreground.