Oh. My. God. "Crazy Steve v Super Jesus: Pants To Be Darkened" will FOREVER be my name for this movie. You, sir/madam, have won the internets for today and maybe all time.

I'm gonna guess that Harvey Dent will be compulsively flipping a coin in every scene and the lighting will make half of his face dark...because Gotham needs to beat the viewer over the head with everything.

Rutgers fan: [reveals shirt that says 'Beat Ped State']

At least it is a move away from Tiger's paws and Rhino horns .......

Listen, he didn't kill them.

Taste, you need it.

Love Gunn's line of "Some Hollywood exec is trying to lift a movie with a mix of 90's grunge. You will not thank me for that."

Jezebel occasionally lets journalism slip in—the piece on Lisa Frank was terrific. I sort of wondered how it got in there. It would have taken time and effort to report.

That's one of my Bi Monthly movie binges. Along with Buckaroo Banzai, Ice Pirates and Big Trouble in Little China. I love me some Time Bandits.

Hidely-ho! It's a traperino!

Reporter 1: [Watching drill] God, what a tremendous asshole.
Reporter 2: You'd think so, but really, it's just a little puckering from the ice water.

Anyone else ferociously masturbating right now?

they should have sold meatwads, shakes and fry-lord from a truck.

It says something for the quality of character building in Adventure Time that I saw this and actually got a little sad that he's putting the crown back on. DON'T DO IT, SIMON!

So, I've seen the pilot. Ganted, it was a pilot, but man....I mean this honestly...don't get your hopes up. Watching this featurette makes me kind of sad, because it exposes the marketing machine. It's gonna be pitched as "the best" and "the greatest" and "amazing" here even if it's terrible. An in this case....I'm…

Great movie idea! Aw, I feel the same way about religion, but did you have to ruin a perfectly enjoyable movie with a religious allegory?

I guess I'm confused about what's defined as awesome and what isn't. I mean, he kind of acknowledges that the heckler was attractive at the end, but spent most of that interaction telling her she was a horrible person. The black chick on the subway (Adepero Oduye!!!!) calls him out for being creepy. Parker Posey (book…