It's really time to end the War on Drugs.

4 days paid leave is not punishment. It's vacation.

4 days of paid leave as punishment? Sign me the fuck up.

4 days paid leave isnt a punishment, thats a vacation. He got off on making a woman doing a demeaning thing, and got a vacation after it...

Those sexy sexy hips.

Ky Williams is the designer of this playboy bunny head.

Maybe its for Mr. Freeze.

I think I found out where they sourced that Start Engine button.

I think I figured out where the sourced that button from.

I still think the little bulging lights make it look like it's blowing snot bubbles.

Hehehehe 'too much effort' to keep Jalopnik updated? Chevrolet wants us to help them design a CAR, for chrissakes. Does he not know who we are? Does he not not know who we are?

Dodge Viper. Although Gen I Vipers had spotty build quality, they are still very mechanically reliable. Mopar small block engine guts, BW trans, Dana rear. 100k spark plugs, easily serviceable fluids, both of which can be done in your driveway. Want to read mil fault codes? Key on, off, on, off, on. Count the…