Ah, the many colors of Benetton . . . 

One Saturday afternoon I came out of work (NAPA) to discover the windshield in my 1999 Trans Am busted from the inside with what looked like a baseball sized bulge. The 18 ounce can of R134a with stop leak I had been procrastinating on putting in had set on the passenger floorboard of my hot car and exploded. It shot…

They probably built this one in a tent!

WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!

I think short shorts would show you are a motivated buyer. I can imagine a sales team wanting to deal with you quickly if you’re standing around, looking at cars, stretching your hamstrings on the lot.

Plane 2 :  So then I was like, “Polar? I barely know her!!!!”

They should rebrand to just initials. PJ’s. I mean, it worked for KFC, made people forget the chicken is fried right? And years down the line they could get different actors to portray the Papa in commercials! 

I don’t know if kinja can HANDLE this many bike jokes, someone might get BArred.

Lovers loving louvers at the Louvre.

Being a car guy, I love to see women that are in the hobby, be it owning their dream cars or working on their own cars.

I thought I was feeling “The Mandela effect” when I started reading this article. I thought for sure you meant Hyundai Santa Cruz, then I began to wonder how many Hyundai vehicles have southwestern sounding names.  Then I remembered I have a bag of Bugles corn chips around here somewhere....

Shhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt. These jokers have been doing this crap for decades. Only when they get caught do they admit anything. My mortgage was bought by them in 2006. I was in the middle of a bankruptcy and a divorce when I made a mistake on a couple of payments, I transposed two digits to the point where I was…

Anyone that misses dealing with a creepy uncle at family BBQs can get that feeling again by reading the comments on youtube that didn’t avoid the subject of the owner of this AZ-1.

“It’s the same thing that killed my biological father 20 years ago.”

Yeah, Desky McDeskface over here.

E.T.!!  I can’t believe you put that on the screen!  I had that game, I beat that game, it was so BAD!!  

Fearing backlash from Harley traditionalists is a great to way to stay stuck in the past.  Just accept the fact that the old customers are going to write letters on paper and mail them to complain right after their afternoon naps.  Anyone want a butterscotch, I have some in my pocket.  Gotta go, Matlock is coming on.

Dealers charging extra for these in . . 3 . . . 2 . . .

This car was meh because of the way Buick and Olds buried us with hundreds of FWD Regal and Cutlass variants just to cash in on the name recognition in the late 80's and early 90's.