I thought for sure this was going to be an promotional gimmick for EverythingButTheHouse.com. It seems like I’m hearing a bunch of ads on the radio for them recently.

Ooo, good luck hiding it from Greg, I hear he was a criminal investigator for a while there.

C’MON!! HOW IS THIS NOT DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THE 1992 NISSAN CARAVAN LIMOUSINE ARTICLE? I mean it’s like Jalopnik is starting its own Jalopnik Extended Universe with little easter eggs sprinkled into the articles that connect them.

“Hey, we’re gonna take the fastest launching car in the world and point it at that mountain for an all out run, Who’s in?”

Would the rear tires on the car in the video be smaller than the ones on the show car to change gearing? I just couldn’t help but notice that tire to fender gap, tho.

OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER ENTHUSIASM?!?!

sad trombone

This comment will sadly not get the notice that it should. But you have my star.

Just to make sure it gets said, I’m nominating both “Gone in 60 Seconds” just for car content alone, (the first Gone in 60 Seconds is another example of horrible movie that contains an awesome chase sequence)and both “Vanishing Points”. I know these movies are mostly bad, but the cars used in them are freaking…

How much will CarMAx give you for it?

Flying cars are two years after fully autonomous cars are on the road. There will never be civilian “piloted” flying cars. Current piloted aircraft will have higher altitudes and airspace over airports and helipads, and skynet will control the drones and flying cars. MARK MY WORDS!!

LOL, yeah, Bret Hart for AOL.

Fancy Kristen DEMANDS dust from MARS for her next car. But Elon’s car will be covered in it first.

I think that’s some wrestler guy, which fits in the picture about as much as Milli or Vanilli would.

This HAD to be the front of a Trapper Keeper, amirite?

And the SL tumbles over the hood like so many pedestrians before the European crash standards required killing such a sleek profile.

I get it, it’s the equivalent of Tide doing a cooking show commercial with pods, with a little disclaimer at the beginning. People can’t be expected to read anymore.

Somewhere in an underground lab a group of scientists for Volvo has been working years on Structural Teal. The retro-future is going to be AWESOME!!

1996 NISSAN 300ZX TWIN TURBSKI!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

Action so good, the guy next to them was smoking.