I think that’s a body color bumper and the taillights look pretty upright on the wagon so I’m going with Aries woody. So if they’re both Chrysler products maybe he was getting a deal of some sorts. And we have definitive proof he wasn’t a car guy.

Hey Torch, in googling Mr. Rickles I found this old pic of his house on a page about his net worth and it appears he had a couple cars, this looks like the early 80's. SO what do the jalops think we have here?

YES! If you had made the pic into portrait mode you would have all the tropes in one pic!

I imagine him telling each one, “Listen, don’t tell anyone else about this.” And then when he unveiled it to the group each guy thought that he was on the inside and the rest were just getting clued in.

Dammit Justin NO!! NO!! We’re all supposed to by Buicks now. Hatches and wagons. TELL EVERYONE!!

YES, and if you can’t buy one, tell everyone you know to buy one, and if you don’t know anyone, tell every stranger on Reddit, and all the people at the comic book store, and then maybe go out, meet people, request an Uber that has a Buick.

The future, Conan?

And added this

I like this article, too. I wrote this sentence just to cast my vote for this article.

Oh, and the GT Styling tinted headlight covers matched the tinted windows really well.

Oh man, I bought one of these (a 1990) from a J.D.Byrider in 1998, only because my credit was so bad they wouldn’t let me get a Lumina. I had a minimum down payment, like $100, and they sent me out with a red one trimmed in black. I added fog lights to the front and a spoiler that I bought and had painted, it looked…

The thought that their company is so small that the CEO has to do the road testing made me laugh.

I like the sawzall story, and maybe would have liked it more if it mentioned what kind of vehicle it was that lost said roof.

Some people suck. It’s not like he had a giant yellow Hummer and was ruining the “street-vision” with it.

Human Sim down!!

And I had matching stickers, a small one on the front windshield and a big one on the rear window that looked like . .

I also painted the grille and headlight frames black, and had black stone guards over the headlights. I liked it.

On my 1982 Malibu 4 door, I mounted driving lights (out of sight) behind the front and rear bumpers, pointed to shine on the ground, and spray painted the lenses with flourescent green paint to cast a green glow under the car. I could not afford the neon that every one else was getting. It was 1993.

OR you might get rich selling it to Stranger Things season 6.

You could buy this and spend your weekends going to casting calls for the car of a single mom in the early 90's.