Pontiac Solstice defined parts bin specials.

What the fuck?

Hey, I already nominated the Kia Amanti. Oh, wait...

It's OK, though. Chickens are among the stupidest birds on the planet. They're barely aware that they are chickens. Since they only live six weeks before they're ready for your local KFC, they don't get a lot of time to ponder their predicament.

+1 for proper use of "whet"

Don't read that as: "Buy the best available - for $15k"

Broken complicated Citroens, it would be Crack Pipe even if you were getting 15 of them.

Good to see someone has already forgotten about recalapolypse.

Drug dealers, illegals, strippers, wait staff, and tax evaders to name a few.

A Wisconsin Badger YOLO machine. hahaha

No.

TRANSIT CONNECT!

Great suggestion! Jalopnik should make a self-aware QOTD "Show us the posts on which we were totally proven wrong."

Don't know, but I hear your mom really wants it.

probably an 07-09 camry

You're a dumb list.

gravity

Rented one of these this summer in CO. Was thinking "this could be a really great car if it didn't suck so much" the entire time.

Wow, you should be known as Toyota's #1 fan.

No, just no. Anyone who puts these lights on a car is not to be trusted.