Don't care. What is the Porsche in the background!?!??!

Ford Lightning. No 4WD, no stick, and lowered so that it can barely go over a speed bump.

It looks so silly...

A truck who's owner manual specifically says not to use the bed for cargo and the tailgate is only for your ass? Also no towing... I choose you syclone.

Dating site? They should set the site up more like that "Tinder" app, where pics show up and you make snap decisions on whether you like them, and if one is available locally, the dealer calls you up.

What's the scariest horror film staring a car?

I want an S-Class with Magic Ride ControlTronicMatic Plus so I can roll through these doing a solid 85mph.

This started right around the time the VW Routan was introduced. Maybe the Chrysler vans are actually VWs and not the other way around.

I actually really like this one.

I have had many cars here in Michigan that have had zero flood damage and had rust on bare metal parts under the dash.

If you plan to stop all theoretical research until all the world's problems are solved, that day will never come. And just because you can't see a practical application at this exact second does not mean there isn't one. Many of the things we take for granted today are a result of discoveries that had no practical…

Seriously, who cares about these stats, especially towing? If you are a truck owner that pushes the maximum towing capacity of your vehicle on any kind of regular basis, you're going to drive that truck into the ground in a couple of years, regardless of make or towing capacity. It is one big dick measuring contest.…

There are undiscovered tribes in the Amazon that know what a Mustang is.

911

Yo dawg I heard you like lights...

You can't use average car sale price. That is a skewed metric. Just because the average new car is selling for $32k doesn't mean there aren't tons of new cars starting less than $20k. Also, when the lowest a new car could sell for is $0 and the highest has no bounds, of course the average car price is going to be…

50K? Crack pipe.

I'll take a CTS Vsport. The rest will go towards "nursing school" (cocaine).

Also, serious answer, I would probably sink it into a nice CNC mill, lathe, drill press, and tubing bender setup, along with some sweet fucking crate motors. Why buy someone else's car when you can build your own?

Strippers. Duh.