Both Gap and Banana price their stuff way too high for what they’re offering.
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There is absolutely zero sexual competition in my life. All of a sudden I feel useless evolutionary-wise.
When I was pregnant with my first child I had no clue I was pregnant until I was 5 in a half months along. I am not a stupid person. I had excellent sex education and a mother in the medical profession whom I could, and did, ask any sex or body related question to. Yet, here I was 21 years ago pregnant at over 5…
One time my cat pissed me off so much I shut her in the laundry room for three hours just to not look at her. As I did so, I told her “And you know why I get to do this? BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING CAT!”
My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.
You shouldn’t have chosen to have a vagina if you didn’t want penises to be put in it all the time, slut.
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I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!
People consistently order “talls” at my coffee shop (where the sizes are 12oz, 16oz, 20oz, and on an on). Each time this happens I have to gesture to our sample cups with the sizes written on them in big ass lettering and ask, again, what size they’d like.
Watch Mad Max Fury Road, you won’t be disappointed if you’re after a proper female action movie. It also helps that outside of the gender perspective it is truly visionary in its execution of style.
When I visited yellowstone, I was more scared of the bison than the bears. Those things are huge, wild, and pretty used to humans. Not a good mix.
Please, please, please keep your distance from bison. My partner sucks it up and becomes That Annoying Wyomingite all the time and scolds people at the park, because there is just so much idiocy on display around these animals. They are not tamed, they are huge, and they can move very, very quickly (which nobody seems…
Whenever people try to talk to me about crystals, I picture him crying with his giant crystal.
Until there are actual facts, yes.
I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…
What is it about weddings that makes common sense fly out the window?
Too young to have an abortion, but definitely not too young to give birth and care for a baby!
I accidentally ended up at one of these places years ago, they did a pregnancy test, showed me the video, gave me the pamphlets and told me I wasn’t pregnant. Ended up I was. I still had an abortion but I’m sure they thought by lying to me I’d put off doing anything until it was too late.