/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

Shouldn't a boy who got a girl pregnant also be exhibiting poor "discipline" by this same reasoning and also be prohibited from class?

While i still can see Nolan to use this bat girl, but i'm hoping Nolan would use more proper breastplate rather than the boob-shaped plate. At very least use using thing like this,

Behold:

I want Minaj to do more acting. She was just great in The Other Woman. I watched it twice just to see her scenes again.

Kourtney is really testing my belief that she is The Greatest Kardashian. A few weeks ago she tweeted about her placenta pills running out (quackery), and now she's letting that wispy-mustachioed junior felon near Mason??

Uh....this is definitely a scam. Is your friend someone that is normally vulnerable to these sorts of things? I seriously hate when I hear about internet scams. ugh! I hope you can talk some sense into her...try and find articles about people who were scammed in the same way and have her read them. This is the time…

do it. Don't let her send him the money. Also, guys suck.

I think my friend is being catfished. She's talking to a guy she met online and he's from London. He has recently been hinting on needing money for his visa and when my friend tells me this, it just doesn't seem right. She's caught feelings and she's in deep. No, they've never video-chatted. Should I invite her over…

It's major crossroads time:

I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

anyway, I like to cultivate a sense of mystery about myself so that nobody expects me to go to events, and if I show up it's a pleasant surprise. It's worked very well for me.

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped this.

Man, it must be sweet to have the only part of your appearance ridiculed something you can very easily just shave off.

I often wonder about their life - like what they do in their downtime besides growing a beard on their neck. Do they live in a windowless basement, owned by their shrill and frustrated mother? Do they get off exclusively to crazy child anime characters w/ big boobs? Do they shower once a week? Do they wipe the…

Get over yourself, Teakwood. My wife wouldn't even want a quickie on the island counter.

It's not even a nice looking kitchen.