It shouldn't matter that he's educated and well-dressed and adorable. IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTERRRRRRR AARRRGGGHHHH

I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.

This is getting too hard. Canceling plans at the last minute and watching a crying drunk girl yell ta her boyfriend are equally enjoyable. I can't with this game anymore, you guys. That said, FANFICTION IS WAY BETTER THAN FREE PORN. ya'll are idiots.

The show will become 100% AU fan fiction this year.

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."

This is me every Monday at 11.

How did he think it got burnt in a swirling pattern?

Wow. He's the worst, but your former mother-in-law can go fuck herself with a cactus too.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

Okay. It's long!

The "caught" part: He had asked me to grab his phone and take it to him at work, since he'd forgotten it. It was on my way to my job so of course I did it. I grabbed it and at some point needed the time or something so I clicked it open (pre-password days) and saw a winky-face text from number with a…

My bf and I had been living together for almost a year. He came home from work one night all saucy and climbed into bed ready to get down.... and when I went down, I tasted another woman on him.

HUGE CLOSEUP PICTURE OF HER VULVA reads about as sad and desperate as dick pick from underneath. lol. (at the sexy im-ing, not your pain)

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

So I was living in Israel for a few years (I'm American) and fell in love with a soldier. He had an administrative job in the army so he came home every day. After about a year, he said he felt really guilty about "not doing his part" for the army. That he had a sudden urge to fight for his country and had volunteered…

Best revenge? I gave the photos to our fundy grandmother. Michelle has had to relive her sin at every family gathering since.

I received this text from my boyfriend at the time:

Oh, that's easy. I used his computer to check my email with his permission. Signed on from sleep mode, saw the IM exchange about how much she wished I wasn't in the picture with a HUGE CLOSEUP PICTURE OF HER VULVA. You bet your ass I lost my shit.

I had accidentally lost a friend's favorite book and was too embarrassed to tell him so I told my boyfriend to keep it to himself as I stalled, hoping I would either find it or be able to replace it before he asked me to return it. Our (mutual) friend admitted that my boyfriend had spilled the beans a long time ago.…

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