Went and saw Hannibal here in Portland last week and he was damn good. He also mentioned this Cosby-fan phenomenon during his show here, saying that he still gets messages about it on his FB every single day, and most of 'em are bad.
Welcome to the future 2015, where pets are treated like children and children are treated like pets.
I was hot in high school. I got hit on all the time. I was exactly what boys thought was attractive. I still didn't feel attractive, and I felt shitty and ungrateful about that.
Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.
You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.
This expert basically wants to institute the "2/10 would not bang" meme to help girls. Jesus. Not gonna post actual 2/10 about a woman, here's a cat one to give you the idea (and because it's awesome):
YES. You assumed you were ugly throughout high school, despite evidence to the contrary because of your mom's freakout about your changing body during adolescence, not limited to whining to your pediatrician about why you weighed so much, telling you to always wear long sleeves because you're arms are too fat, and…
HOW ABOUT TELLING GIRLS NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT TEEN BOYS THINK?
"Hello teen boy, what about girls do you find attractive?"
"Boobs."
"This wasn't very helpful."
I've always wanted to be the King of Olive Garden. Is there a succession plan? Do I need to murder the previous King? Or just wait for him to die of the inevitable heart attack?
When my OB urged me to go to the ER in the middle of the night for what might have been a blood clot, it was because they looooove blood clots and always want to see them up close! They lined the hallways, chanting, "BLOOD CLOT! BLOOD CLOT! BLOOD CLOT!" as I triumphantly jogged past them.
"Waiter! Bread sticks! And there's a small fleck of cheese on this table. Have it cleaned. Chop chop!" Needless to say, the evening went downhill from there.
I personally will miss the references to the Black Fruit Growing Tree in Large Horticultural Space Restaurant. You're a spoilsport, Pinkham.
No silly, when a mommy and daddy are ready to have a baby, the daddy gives mommy a flower, and then he waters it with his watering can and they plant it in the garden. Then, when the baby is ready, the stork brings it from the garden to the mommy and daddy.
If you really believe that women should plan their pregnancies around work projects, you should rethink your priorities. That's just wrong.
I once heard someone on here say that pregnant women's parking spots were discrimination.
Or Maleficent for that matter. Aurora is hardly fragile in it, despite the spinning wheel curse.
This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.