You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

I found this ad worse than useless. What was the message, exactly? "Domestic violence is scary, and. . .exists" Nothing about how to recognize when someone may be in a dangerous relationship, or what to do about it, or how to promote a culture where it's not say, acceptable for football players to commit it with no…

Because people who live in nice houses with front porches and well-manicured front lawns always make good decisions. I imagine their whole world is just one good decision after another.

The pill AND antihistaminnes?!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I can only imagine how my life would have gone without access to hormonal contraceptives. Thank you, Carl Djerassi; thank you for my career, for the way you gave me the ability to escape an abusive relationship far more easily than I might have done - thank you for all the choices.

Thanks for reminding me.

My new stand mixer did make pizza dough even faster. So I guess we had pizza more often after marriage.

My relationships usually last 10 months. I pretty much know they're the wrong guy after 4 months, but hold on longer than I should for social or financial reasons.

Hnnnnng.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I will try! My current method is to draw a great left eye and then give myself a pep talk, "looks great, doing great. Who's reflected in that mirror? Is that Alexa Chung? Haha, funny and pretty! Just one little eye to go, You got this".

It's great to know what you want.

The woman is my goddamn idol. I mean, I still don't want to be married, but in principle I love her.

Blink 182 captured what it's like to be a 13-14 year old boy better than any band in history. I can put on any one of their albums up through take off your pants and jacket (get it!) and immediately be transported back to a time when sex was something I joked about with my friends but was desperately afraid of having.…

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

What is next?

I am sure many women find Lark Croft to be a very empowering figure yes thank you you are good at words.

I'm with you, and this seems more like internet wishing rather than a real possibility. Also, he HAS some great original material. Guardians of the Galaxy is this generations Raider of the Lost Ark, IMO. I mean, the first scene of Starlord as an adult is a pretty direct homage, right?

I mean all I can do is agree. He's 100% perfect for the role. Hope the writing is good. Or at least bearable.