Those Boscov’s pretzels are *amazing*! They were such a holiday tradition at our house :)

I have also gone 30-something years without seeing this and now I must because it sounds incredible. And it’s on Amazon Prime. Thank you for your service, Clover.

Maybe she’ll work for a cheekily named homage like “The Corset” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...

Of *course* they’re from Colgate. Of course.

They did such an AMAZING job on this, it’s insane.

I mean...

I know we’re not in a reasonable society, but in any reasonable society, Bill Taylor’s testimony *alone* would be enough to move forward with impeachment...

Some of the seasons (specifically It’s Alive and Gourmet Makes.. maybe more?) are on Amazon Prime, too.

First thing: BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed, and even more so any time the burn gets more likes than his original asinine comment. You know he checks those.

Sorry, kinja’d.

Oh I def had to google “how do I do X on discord” a few times haha. Please join us! 

Trying to post this in a few threads! The lovely admins of the Splinter/Deadspin refugee Discord just created a subgroup for Jezzies! https://discord.gg/ZUAAZR

Hi again, wanted to make sure you had the link to the Splinter/Deadspin (and possibly future other GMG) refugee Discord: https://discord.gg/ZUAAZR

The lovely admins at the Splinter/Deadspin refugee camp just added a subgroup for us as well!!

The Splinter/Deadspin folks have set up a Discord (https://discord.gg/ZUAAZR). I don’t think one already exists for Jez commenters (someone chime in if I’m wrong) but I’m thinking about starting one..

It really does. Hugs, friend.

Oh, no. Goddamnit. Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

I submit this snuggle monster as tribute. Love you all.

Unclear, and I desperately hope not, but with the shuttering of Splinter a little while ago and the incredibly stupid “stick to sports” mandate And subsequent firings that led to the *entire* Deadspin staff quitting en masse, it seems like it’s a possibility.