God dammit that was a joke?!? *sobs forever*

It looks absolutely amazing, but it didn’t stop me from being like “Fuck, fuck, no, don’t give them ideas fuck fuck.”

Apparently some of the people hurt on the bridge were French high school kids :(

Yep, I totally do this with Priceline and Hotwire. Even if you can’t figure out exactly which hotel you’re going to get, it’s easy to narrow it down to 2 or maybe 3, and they both include the trip advisor ratings which I mostly trust. If you know you’re there’s no danger of needing to cancel, you can save a ton that…

They took over a week to come up with this. OVER A WEEK to come up with this sad, gaslit “explanation.”

We have a rescue Jack Russell and can confirm they are the best. We swear ours is half Tasmanian devil and half cat, depending on her mood. She’s also the Brain to our other dog’s Pinky.

That place is beautiful!

Okay so now I’m thinking we need to plan some sort of mega-Jezebel meetup/retreat in the unlikely event 28 of us can’t come up with $370k.

mere £8.5 million

I decided to BRIANSTROM some ideas for our crossover.

I don’t think they were ever open, and it was just assumed (probably correctly) that they’d be terrible.

I also didn’t want to thread jack Greta’s lovely essay (sorry, Samer), but can we please talk about how the comments were closed on Gizmodo’s version of the “Women on Strike” post? I mean, I know why they did it, but ugh.

I <3 Jezspin. I’m also curious if Samer knew what a stole was prior to this article.

Thank you, Greta.

Ahhh thank you for the hi-res images (and for creating this awesome piece in the first place)!!!

That’s what I wasn’t thinking too. On top of everything else, more detention centers = more $$ for these fuckwads.

Some might even say a big damn hero..

I just saw something that said she wasn’t going to be there. Reallllllly hoping it’s an ideological protest and not that she’s sick :(

Yep, I can’t do it. Hearing his voice makes my whole body cringe, and that’s before my brain processes the bullshit he actually said. Going to practice self care and do some yoga instead.

My dog only deigned to start eating carrots as treats after she saw that the guinea pig got carrots as treats.