Ew, taxes. I don’t like paying for services that I need. No. I want it all for free, please.

I'll go wherever Cletus leads us, be it World Cup glory or a Bud Light keg.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

How’s his long throw? Because I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason Yedlin’s getting playing time.

As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.

I would kick that kid into next week if he tried any of that on me.

F you for this entire comment.

I really want to emphasize that Im with you. Their actions were assholish and they should be called out publicly like you are doing. I will copy/paste what I wrote to someone else here. There seems to be a misunderstanding (not on your part, but from some other people who are probably just racists) like I’m saying if…

The wheels couldn’t take the added stress of all those GoPros.

Like I said, I fully agree that these guys in the video are thugs (and yes, of course that’s what it means by dictionary definition).

If you say so…

The word thug has a terrible, racist history. I’m not a big fan of doing research for others but rest assured, once you learn of the history of it, despite what “Bob Dole’s Phantom Hand”’s racist ass tells you, and you consider yourself a progressive, you will probably stop using that word.

I don’t care if it’s politically incorrect, the joke just isn’t funny at all.

Ouch! He was actually too busy shopping for fair-trade, organic, gluten free skinny jeans to proof his copy. Get it right.

It’s not a parallel, it’s a V (or L if you drink from the Ducati fountain) twin. The author was probably too busy choosing which trucker hat to put on his belt to actually proof read his copy.

Living in the south, the Mustang was always the go-to car for every hillbilly redneck bro, without fail. Loud pipes, peeling out of the HS parking lot, the whole shebang.

Phrasing yo.

Jesus. What did he do to permanently mess up your back, if you don’t mind my asking?

I’m married to an ex-football player who played through college.