They should have let Cockeye Jones cover this important story.

Back in my day, we had to fap to USA UP All Night.

Let's go to the massacre will NOT help your career in the Turkish TV industry.

@ursa: No idea but somehow they sell that cat piss as an upscale, sophisticated beer here.

@AMC_CJ: I'm neither a English major or journalist myself.

@Isetta: For 40 years the official policy of the Republican Party has been to destroy the nation's passenger rail network. They've been incredibly successful at it.

@jandlecack: Our trains all have windows that can be popped out in an emergency... but if I were on that train and saw some dummy trying to take the window out, we would have a bit of a problem.

@HaysiFantayzee: Have you ever smelled a train full of French people in July?

@DontStealMyAccountBro: THANK YOU.

It's a huge snowstorm. You should ALWAYS travel with warm clothes, hats, gloves, food, a flashlight etc. in those kinds of conditions. And mentally prepare for contingencies, which means avoiding panic, conserving energy, rationing your supplies, etc.

@DoktorFunkenstein: It has a site counter! And gifs, and a huge 1 x 4 html table.

Supposedly Edna Buchanan used to get scoops by sleeping with cops and other court officials.

@bondjunkie: Affirmed.

The motorcycle stereotypes:

You forgot to use the damn #yellowbone tag.

@Vai Sikahe-man: What's Corbin Bernson up to? The man could play third base!

Very fitting, since Audis are usually driven by evil people.

@SynthOno: Supposedly it's common knowledge that C&D leans toward Ford and MT prefers GM.

@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: Ha. When you're staring at a Quark/InDesign screen for hours in a row, moving text and photos around like a madman... shit just happens!