Lindsey Vonn's thighs and ass are downright perfect, but she has a strangely childlike face... like a pudgy Sally Draper.

NOTE: I was with Daulerio the other day. He spotted a piano in the rec center we were at.

@Murray Hewitt: John Gruden loves this strategy. He also loves everyone on the field. And all the coaches. And taking ecstasy.

This is being hilariously oversold. How do you know this will "Kill Gmail" before you've even used it?

Has Mayor Cornett actually been to an LFL game or watched a game on MTV2?

I remember seeing an aerial photo of Sao Paolo and thinking it was fake.

From the lower levels of Irish soccer...

@Trot Nixons Hat: I usually hang out over on Gawker's Crosstalk but still read Da Spin a lot.

Joe has convinced me. We should now destroy all comput

@Uh oh... Cleveland: I was hoping they'd bust out the Magic Spray.

Batiste is old-school. He assumed that guy came with a kickstart.

Did he also punch her in the top lip? Shit looks swoll....

I was laughing my ass off when they announced that Zab won the split decision. From about the seventh round on, Mathysse was in complete control.

So for $25, fans get three hours alone with the old arena, and may take home whatever's not bolted down.

I don't need Earthly riches. I have Jesus.*

Wright Waters is history's greatest monster.

That's the point where you have your family duct tape you to the wall.

Hopefully the Death Panel takes a look at some of his performances against the zone blitz.

Isn't Brattleboro that town you drive through to get to the good parts of Vermont?

@rev_junkie: Wagoner's firing had very little to do with the government and everything to do with Wall Street wanting to take credit for the GM turnaround.