I really, really, really hate the Venza's stupid beefy fake-muscle look in the front. What a horrible trend that was.

@Fordboy357: What about motocross, with those little 50 and 100 cc bikes?

Trashbag windows and completely crumpled fascia, yet still driven around like nothing is wrong.

@Cockeye Jones: I was thinking about this the other day and came to the conclusion that Squirting was only invented like three years ago.

So are squirting videos still considered relatively normal or are they now right there with crush videos and horse fucking?

@Kerc 2.0 beta: Fairly sure I saw this thing pull up to the gas station near the Salt Flats last week. Nearly shit a brick...

@Hans Todd Christiansen Anderson: Hell no! My school: The Maryland Cocaine Turtles.

As an Atlanta resident, I'd like to send a hearty Fuck You to all the backwoods yahoo Dawg fans.

Patricia Marx. She is hilarious. Every few months they let her write a long-winded and pretentious "shopping" essay.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: They're coming! I have pics of some epic, epic stuff (way cooler than even the Enzo, imo.)..... Streamliners, lots of insane Ford hotrods, an Opel, tons of old Norton/Triumph custom bikes, some insane turbo'd Hyabusas, a gull-wing Mercedes (yes, it hit the salt!), etc.

@Nytmare: You start at Class E (below 125) and move up in 25 mph increments. So once you've done above 125 you go up to D, crack 150 you get a C, crack 175 get a B, etc.

@BLCKSTRM: Nice! I was out there too on a Honda Blackbird (sportbike). We were on the short course most of the week.

Ooh ooh, I was there!

@Skreenname: Find a friend with the 90s model Honda civic coupe. Insanely easy car to learn on. Very light clutch, as I recall.

@nutbastard: Yep. A definite Must-Have Man Skill.

I get all my information from Lycos. I'm so fucking informed about the year 1998, it's not even funny.

@Furyus: It's called living in a little place called Mom's Basement.

I love how he uses the occasion to bash owners of a certain Nissan.

Those roommates? Commenters at Jezebel.