@Turboner: I still remember going to pool in mom's 78 Beetle and jumping back in afterward and getting absolutely scarred by the molten lava black vinyl seats.

There used to be a Jonny Lieberman who was super active on a homebrewing (beer) forum I was on. I wonder if it was the same Jonny? I remember the very tail end of his Jalop stint....

In France, you can't drive a car until you're 18 but you can ride a scooter at 16, so there are basically every single teenager puts in time on a Piaggio.

Matt Bellamy, who riled up an entire city, says he'd move to Florida too if he could find a way.

@Youkilis on First: Classy, yet understated.

Someone never got the "No one likes a tattle-tale" lecture...

Denton County is where Texas' gay, British side comes out.

Definitely one of the most memorable Deadspin posts ever. And I still remember Cockeye's Part 1.

Do I get a prize for watching 15 straight episodes of "Gangland" on Saturday afternoon?

@schnitzengruben: Stangbangers? Ha.

Does Deadspin cover backtracing?

@sixt9coug: No idea. This is my first year, too, though my father and his buddies have been the past few years. We're staying almost all week, I do know that.

Shut the door behind you!

@VeeArrrSix: Nice Gen-5 VFR!

Even Little Jerry wants Mayweather to stop being such a pussy and fight Pacquiao.

During the past 9 years it has been a privilege and an honor to cover FIU sports from the inaugural season of the football program in 2002 to the record-setting FIU volleyball team last year and most recently the awe-inspiring hitting streak of FIU hit machine Garrett Wittels.

THREE FUCKING WEEKS! (til Bonneville)

An Escalade? I hope the driver didn't scratch his jewel-encrusted 24k gold Jesus chain!

I would like an inexpensive pen that can write upright. Take any cheap pen and try writing with it facing anywhere but downward. What happens? The goddamn ink dries up.

@norbizness: He could team up with Bess Marvin, Girl Detective.