I just spent two minutes reading that thread and now want to stab myself repeatedly.

Should I merge now?

ATL peeps... I'm thinking Estoria or MJQ?

I'll see your axe and raise you a machete.

Isn't this actually less gay than what goes on at a typical English boarding school?

They're two very different sports, each with their own fanbases.

Poland is still trying to recapture the wondrous heavyweight glory achieved by Andrew Golota...

@sir_pantsalot: You should. Simply because it's not all that much money.

@zizzixx: I'm still amazed they never charged him in that whole Natalee Holloway case.

@Elin'sLonelyNights: Holy crap. That's DEEP.

I had Steve Blake in one of my classes back in the day at umcp(theory of music? something retarded like that).

@Beckfield: Jesus.

@I Like Cheap Beer: MAGUA!

Shouldn't professional athletes be beating up fans like this guy instead of poor Patton Oswalt?

Real Madrid

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: This should be a permant rule. On every website ever.

Coco is a true national treasure, goddammit.

Ever notice that every single PT Cruiser has at least two giant yellow ribbon magnets on the back?

@ClueHeywood: How are your ironic kickball and roller derby teams dealing with this?

Dammit, I missed this trend. I was too busy sexting about the Paraguayan World Cup girl and building an urban garden while planning my next medical tourism trip.