Sometimes those boys on the balcony got the clever idea of diving off into the pool, and sometimes they missed and landed headfirst on the tile around the pool,

"Keepin A'smile Pringle" is the new "Keep Fucking that Chicken."

Raise the minimum driving age to 18, but allow minors to ride scooters or motorbikes below 125cc (or maybe 250cc).

This will be handy when heading uphill on Blood Mountain (19/129).

@FormFollowsFunction:

One group of Southern guys went around the hotel 24 hours a day chanting, "Pork chop! Pork chop! Greasy, greasy! We're gonna beat y'all easy easy!" I think they were from Arkansas.

@FormFollowsFunction: And even in motorcycles it's not really clear whether they're beneficial. The debate is anything but settled.

I wrecked the ever-loving shit out of an Aries when I was a teenager. My only car accident in 15 years. I would happily drive this one into a tree just for old times' sake.

This is positively Plimpton-esque. Love it.

@The Stig's American Cousin:

@Cheeseslap: And about 99.99% of them are half-finished "projects" for sale on Craigslist that someone's meth-cooking uncle "just never got the time to finish."

but there's also a slew of vehicles of very questionable taste. Take, for instance, the propeller-powered trike

While we're talking Black Table.. bring back the weekly reader reviews and Week in Craig.

A used Yamaha R6...

I can't wait for the articles in a week or two about how this was all just a mentally ill person in need of attention.

WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE.

@UkraineNotWeak: HA.

LIKE.

COTD. Woo!

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