Where do you go for your gambling fix once you're banned from both Detroit and A.C.?

@Alfisted: "Mais non! Pas du tout!" means "But no! Not at all!"

Usually improv comedy makes the audience want to drive their cars into buildings.

The Less Than Zero corvette.

Lately it seems like about 90% of the sport's best talent is in welterweight.

I feel like a man with a name as glorious as Ron Tonkin should DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!

though you can certainly make the claim that St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Cleveland and Oakland aren't exactly full of lively, thriving citizens these days either.

@ArkansasFred: Or Town Hall.

THE 'VOUS!

@pauljones: It reminds me of the Salem Witch Trials.

... and we won't take for granted that you'll deliver another 107.2 passer rating.

Those rotors are fucking insane. Look like they're about big enough to push the damn Acela.

@calzonegolem: Are you saying you're NOT impressed that the pickle now has more fans than Nickelback?

NOT ATTGATT!

@Neener:

Bears a certain resemblance to the new VFR.

@Engineerman: This whole Toyota fiasco reminds me of the damn Salem Witch Trials. It's modern day hysteria that spreads from one paranoid idiot to another.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: I can just DESTROY those things. They are salty as fuck, though.

Tuesday is the night you really have no excuse to drink, but you do anyway

Who the hell goes from class to class "sampling" the merchandise like it's Baskin Fucking Robbins?