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Whatever, I’d still ride it. The bike, I mean.

Does it need to be pointed out that there are stainless-steel-bodied Deloreans built in 1981 that still haven’t “attracted rusting surface contaminants?”

You can find Deloreans that have rust, it’s not unheard of. At this point there’s probably some survivorship bias because you really only see the ones that have been taken care of.

Elon Musk’s social media hellscape that is X (I hate that)

Does it need to be pointed out that there are stainless-steel-bodied Deloreans built in 1981 that still haven’t “attracted rusting surface contaminants?”

This isn’t Kotaku’s fault. The song was written and performed by C+C Music Factory with Martha Wash (half of the Weather Girls, aka, “It’s Raining Men”) as uncredited vocals on that song (also a bit of irony considering this clip).

OOooof that’s a stretch

Yeah this is pretty fucking hilarious. “Well there’s your problem, you got your hundred thousand dollar piece of transportation machinery SLIGHTLY DAMP. What did you expect?”

Kotaku can’t even be bothered to check their own past articles before posting something. Took me literally five seconds to find this. Thanks, Google!

Article Title: 23 Years Later, We’ve Discovered An Amazing GameCube Easter Egg

You see how this title is structed, right? Creates assumption that something BRAND NEW has been found, right? You mock yourself, but yet you also knew many people would click based on that title and waste their time.

You had to have known

Any surveyor worth a damn knows not to route over a clutch of dragon eggs. Big mistake.

Did... did this “article” time travel from 2002?

why don’t they just build a subway system

“The tip-in acceleration isn’t like any gasoline-powered car on the market, because it doesn’t need to ramp up”

Porsche (and maybe other manufacturers) were doing the car-shaped key well before Tesla.

While it was by no means fancy, the 1st gen Dodge Neon had a glow-in-the-dark key, which was kind of neat and original. I owned one, and believe me when I tell you it was the only remarkable thing about it.

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

He’s a iPhone user. He has no idea that USB C existed until he upgraded this year.

“I couldn’t find any USB-C to USB-A cables”

Seem weird you had no USB-C to USB-A cables.   What do you use on the plane when you fly.   How about a hotel.  I have box full if you want one.   Stop blubbering.