Particularly and specifically Texans are not better than this.

We just are so much better than this.

Some residents have taken to parking their trucks in a pay lot over half a mile from the neighborhood,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation

can we please stop saying “stranded” they aren’t stranded at all, they could return anytime, they are simply studying why the thrusters in the service module (that get’s discarded), they could leave at any time.

There are not “two clowns” running. One is a well-intentioned old guy. The other is a narcissistic, evil, fascist, traitorous, old-guy. Know the difference. 

FWIW, we all thought of you when we read that sentence.

I fear that I am one of the few people on Earth who actually loves Smart cars...

You’re really trying to anger Mercedes aren’t you?

It’s... open air? It’d be like trying to air condition outside? Who on Earth would expect subway stops to be air conditioned? And, there are 450+ subway stations in NYC... of course it would cost truckloads of money to install AC in them and cool them all. What a weird article.

Just get the President to drive your contraband fireworks across state lines.

“which, unlike the Patriots’ stadium, is actually in Boston” Why would the Patriots have to be in Boston? They’re not the Boston Patriots. They could be in New Haven, or Burlington, and still be in New England.

Given how much Mr. Musk was involved with the development of his CyberGarbageTruck, I knew it was going to be a disaster. I suspect that US DOT will be forced to be ban it from public roads and force a recall & crush order once it is shown in blood to cut pedestrians and cyclists up. This happened once before with…

Wwaiting for the following resolution:

Your CT does not believe in hesitation. Your CT believes that real leaders make bold decisions and move forward. Your CT believes in you. As a result, the accelerator may or may not disengage when the brake is depressed if your CT believes that stopping will leave you short of achieving your full potential.

that’s what the Santa Cruz is that the author is bitching about.

99% of truck owners in the US would see the same utility from a car no bigger than a Subaru Baja. Somewhere out there, there’s an alternate universe where instead of truck culture being the dominant car culture in the US, it’s the ute. The ute can pander to both the truck guys AND the tuner guys. If you need a big boy…

Alright, look. I’m going to stick up for the Santa Cruz. 98% of the time or more, I don’t need a full-sized bed and the “baby bed” is the right size for chucking some outdoor gear in the back or picking up some bagged mulch from Home Depot. Towing capacity is also perfectly sufficient. If I were in the market, a…

In British Colombia this is a failure for a motor vehicle safety inspection. You aren’t allowed to have anything on the exterior of the vehicle that is ‘sharp enough that a child could cut their finger on’.

If I was the sort of person who thought it was a reasonable idea to purchase an alligator, logic and reason have already exited stage left so...