OOooof that’s a stretch

Yeah this is pretty fucking hilarious. “Well there’s your problem, you got your hundred thousand dollar piece of transportation machinery SLIGHTLY DAMP. What did you expect?”

Kotaku can’t even be bothered to check their own past articles before posting something. Took me literally five seconds to find this. Thanks, Google!

Article Title: 23 Years Later, We’ve Discovered An Amazing GameCube Easter Egg

You see how this title is structed, right? Creates assumption that something BRAND NEW has been found, right? You mock yourself, but yet you also knew many people would click based on that title and waste their time.

You had to have known…

Any surveyor worth a damn knows not to route over a clutch of dragon eggs. Big mistake.

Did... did this “article” time travel from 2002?

why don’t they just build a subway system

“The tip-in acceleration isn’t like any gasoline-powered car on the market, because it doesn’t need to ramp up”

Porsche (and maybe other manufacturers) were doing the car-shaped key well before Tesla.

While it was by no means fancy, the 1st gen Dodge Neon had a glow-in-the-dark key, which was kind of neat and original. I owned one, and believe me when I tell you it was the only remarkable thing about it.

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

He’s a iPhone user. He has no idea that USB C existed until he upgraded this year.

“I couldn’t find any USB-C to USB-A cables”

USB-C to A cables are some of the most common given it’s the default configuration for a lot of Android devices.

Seem weird you had no USB-C to USB-A cables.   What do you use on the plane when you fly.   How about a hotel.  I have box full if you want one.   Stop blubbering.

I don’t feel like the Solstice and Sky were really intended to compete with the Miata. I think it was more that Dodge was also showing off a Demon which looked like a smaller Viper that was to be more of a 2 seat roaster that normal people cold buy and GM wanted to beat them to it. I think it wa smore of a car that…

US OEM’s have been essentially out of the sedan game for quite some time. They could not produce them for decent profits for quite some time. 

Wow, and you wonder why I think you bought everything coming out of his mouth, hook, line, and sinker.

It depends. I took my first cruise ever this past fall, 6 nights. It was not in the Caribbean, 98% of passengers were not American, there were ZERO children, the scenery was great, the food was great, there were only about 275 passengers, and most people did not speak English as their first language. It was wonderful.

I tried that.