When children step into the fray willingly they lose their immunity. So Tiffany is also off limits. Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr can eat sand.

Depends which child you’re speaking about....

I don’t why anyone would turn down a role from Lynch.

Didn’t know about Laura Harring turning down a role. I don’t know of anything she’s in other than Mulholland Drive, so it’s somewhat surprising for her to be turning down roles, particularly from Lynch.

So...is this the greatest thing that has been on television this decade? I know there are other competing titles (Breaking Bad and Mad Men come to mind), but this has to be in the top contenders.

That’s the one dangling thread that upsets me. Poor Audrey.

I loved it. I’m fine with them not resolving any other plot thread...

Twin Peaks had a cliché ending? I’m worried that I have been using the word cliché incorrectly my entire life.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

Outta all the teams Kaep could help, it feels like Denver is the dumbest one for passing. Sure he’s better than anything the Jets have but they’re tanking, and other teams could use him as a back-up; but Denver with their defense and receivers are a competent QB away from being title contenders.

Of course you are. Read what he needed. He needed someone to guard the trailer to make sure there was no looting. Even when he’s doing a nice thing, he can’t help but be a paranoid racist piece of shit. Fuck him.

Future should try enunciating. Also, remove yourself from my grass.

OR you can be made champion because the guy in charge thinks it’ll get tons of people from your “birthplace” to buy Network subscriptions despite the fact that like half of the people IN said “birthplace” live in poverty.

Do you have a source for the assertion of viewership?

My understanding is that the New Day were basically a Gospel-tinged minstrel show team as originally envisioned. Evidently after that didn’t pan out (shocking, I know) they gave the three guys a shot at doing whatever they felt like, and the New Day went heel and became great.

No, not any meathead can be a wrestler. It requires coordination with your “opponent”, a good amount of cardio (folks can tell when a wrestler’s sucking wind 5 minutes into a match), and of course at the heart of it, the ability to fall flat on your back over and over again without any lasting damage. It actually…

Don’t forget the Pro Wrestling Black Guy Rule: if there are two black guys in a territory, they will either fight or team. Always.

It’s part of the old-school mentality that black wrestlers can’t draw. The idea is that their audience won’t buy a ticket to see a black wrestler, and therefore they can’t be top guys. This despite the fact that The New Day and Sasha Banks are some of their highest merchandise sellers.