DO NOT do a Google Image search unless you want a nice morning weight-loss throw up.

Bill Burr’s take on anything is wonderful. And I’m from Philly.

What a gross human being. I don’t know how else to say it.

And while her everlasting legacy as a Gross, Broken Human is already sealed in stone for generations to gape at, I always wonder who her circle of “friends”/enablers are who bear witness to her daily existence. Like, in no world would anyone ever think that,…

“The Chicken Brothers”

haha

“That’s why I love the show”

Seconded.

Nailed it.

Yeah, if took place in circa ‘93, ‘94, I remember Dustin coming off as a fairly angry guy around that time. I’m guessing this is during the time that he became estranged from his father for a few years because he didn’t approve of Terri.

And how hilarious was the spot-on description by this guy — a guy who seems to be…

1987 World Series, Twins vs. Cardinals. I specifically remembering Ozzie Smith doing his trademark backflip upon taking and just being spellbound by the whole spectacle of the Fall Classic.

Born in 1980. (And I really should have earlier memories than that — I honestly remember being younger than 7-years-old, really I…

Pretty sure it adds up.

It only doesn’t add up if you mistakenly do 5 (Olympics) x 4 (years) = 20 (years). Because if someone is qualifying for their second Olympics in a row, only 4 years have elasped, correct? It’s not 2 (Olympics) x 4 (years) = 8 (years). Your first instinct might be to do that multiplication…

I’m a sucker for whenever the behind-the-plate fans add to the presentation:

I agree with the Gotz:

THEY AIN’T HYPE!!!

And you know them freaks got some FAAAAAAT ASSES

HOLLA! IF YOU HEAR ME!

Ha, though, a slightly inaccurate reply by me: I got fooled by the double-negative in the original quote from the author and basically gave the opposite definition of a “work”.

But I was thankfully corrected by the kind Commentariat — though I think my mixing up wrestling/carny slang did more to educate the public…

Hey, you never can know! Gotta make that money any way possible!

“PIN ME, PAY ME!”

Hey, you never know. Everyone loves a good heel turn.

Maybe Elhassan v. Izzy can be a good, fair TLC match; but fifteen minutes in, after the ref takes a bump and gets knocked out, maybe LeBatard does a run-in and — SHOCKING THE WORLD — puts Elhassan through a table; and finally wakes up the ref for the hurried 3-count.

…

Haha.

I knew that my lovelife (and my naive comfortability with casually using pro-wrestling terms) had started to become problematic when I flirtingly told a pretty lady during happy hour that she “went for the cheap pop” after seeing her shamelessly flirt with a bartender for repeated free drinks.

She immediately…

Yup, you’re correct; I got tripped up by the double-negative and got it totally backwards.

Thanks for checking me on that!

You’re totally right! I got tripped up by the double-negative. To use some awkward pro-wrasslin’ parlance, I totally BOTCHED THAT SPOT!

Also I’m weirdly thrilled that I’ve gotten so many quick and polite corrections for this error. I get the feeling that I’ve created more awareness of wrestling/carny talk by f*cking up…