it’s like they just don’t get it

parties I used to go to/ still go to are always very mellow. I guess I really don’t speak for everyone though, I have also been to some (never again) where it was the cool hip thing to organize a random mob and go fail try to jump someone or harass the neighbors. haha, bad good times

“spunk”

This tends to happen a lot with egg allergies.

this article was very stressful

The current reality is incredibly harsh. No child is born bullet proof.

HOLY CRAP I’m from Davis, and I swear to god it is a goddamn white utopia here. People here are “smart” and “well cultured” but not about race relations, power dynamics, institutionalized racism or police brutality, apparently. I remember one time we were followed by a cop car all the way home, and as we got out of…

faces too smooth

at this point it’s not really shade, it’s just common knowledge.

3:19 :’( </3

dead bees emit pheromones when they die/ are killed/ are in distress/ exist. so, I’m sure they knew.

thank god apple made it on here, this wouldn’t have been an acceptable dachshund post otherwise

ctrl + f + "freak"

surprised to not see this one on here, I guess it is a little (very) pricey though (starting at 15$ a tube). fortunately I've never had to buy it for myself! nice rosey flavor, but not a whole lot of it. hasn't caused any acne for me so far.

surprised to not see this one on here, I guess it is a little (very) pricey though (starting at 15$ a tube).…

... wellllll no

jez article titles are increasingly getting better

my internet was partially broken so it didn't upload the videos, I'm guessing the second one was the school kid?

hmm.. I wonder where the pre-scoring came from?

you just don't have what I need, bb

Any person with a cat like that deserves nothing but praise