it’s like they just don’t get it

parties I used to go to/ still go to are always very mellow. I guess I really don’t speak for everyone though, I have also been to some (never again) where it was the cool hip thing to organize a random mob and go fail try to jump someone or harass the neighbors. haha, bad good times

“spunk”

This tends to happen a lot with egg allergies.

this article was very stressful

The current reality is incredibly harsh. No child is born bullet proof.

HOLY CRAP I’m from Davis, and I swear to god it is a goddamn white utopia here. People here are “smart” and “well cultured” but not about race relations, power dynamics, institutionalized racism or police brutality, apparently. I remember one time we were followed by a cop car all the way home, and as we got out of…

faces too smooth

at this point it’s not really shade, it’s just common knowledge.

3:19 :’( </3

dead bees emit pheromones when they die/ are killed/ are in distress/ exist. so, I’m sure they knew.

thank god apple made it on here, this wouldn’t have been an acceptable dachshund post otherwise

ctrl + f + "freak"

surprised to not see this one on here, I guess it is a little (very) pricey though (starting at 15$ a tube). fortunately I've never had to buy it for myself! nice rosey flavor, but not a whole lot of it. hasn't caused any acne for me so far.

surprised to not see this one on here, I guess it is a little (very) pricey though (starting at 15$ a tube).…

... wellllll no

jez article titles are increasingly getting better

my internet was partially broken so it didn't upload the videos, I'm guessing the second one was the school kid?

my bd

hmm.. I wonder where the pre-scoring came from?

you just don't have what I need, bb