How bad is one at science to go from smart feller to fart smeller...

Athletes don’t get scholarships at Ivy League schools. You arguing against something that doesn’t happen.

This reminds me of the feud between two of my elderly neighbors when I lived at my last house. Old Lady had a dog that she let into her fenced yard to play with it and let it get some air, and Old Man got pissed when it made ANY kind of sound. This wasn’t a dog that howled and barked and carried on; this was a normal…

That’s some grade-A policing.

Enjoy your star, you sick sonofabitch

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

It’s nice to see a Cop dunking something besides a donut.

Cop: “Can you believe somebody called in a complaint about kids playing basketball? Can you believe that?”