or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

I think his very name will one day become shorthand for a clownish fuckup of the highest order. For example:

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

How about all states who voted against Trump declare their will to secede from the USA and combine it with the intention to join up with Canada ?

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

I mean, in the sense of being able to eat all the cheese you like, I’d say it isn’t anything I’d turn down if given the opportunity. But still... yeah, that’s a pretty sad thing to hang your hat on for as to why you are superior.

I assure you it won’t be

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

skim heads

also, skim.

Ive found myself physically ill and depressed far too often since his inauguration

Like Seth Myers observed: The Presidency is supposed to age the President, not the rest of us.

Human beings eventually get used to any and all kinds of horrors so my worry is that this becomes the new normal and we won’t be able to remember life before this insanity.

fucking hot take, coming through!

It truly speaks to the bottomless stupidity and inverse hubris of this man that he never realized for a moment that being President of the USA WOULD BE A HARD FUCKING JOB!

Yeah but....e-mails....Benghazi...blah blah blah

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.